Bill Lantry
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Hey, guys,
Thanks for poking me with that sharp stick!
Doorlink has had me working on another, unrelated project for a while. That one takes up *all* my spare bandwidth. But lately, she's been complaining bitterly about the kitchen.
"But, Doorlink, you wonderful girl, you wanted me to work on this other thing. I can't do both!"
"I want you to do both! At once! Right now! Oh, and there's this other thing, too!"
Hmm... I think she needs at least one additional husband. Or maybe two. Of course, that would mean finishing a couple more rooms in the basement, fixing the ceilings, redo some wiring, put another window in. Might take a while. Do I work on that, or on this other project, or the kitchen!
"All three projects, at the same time! You're burning daylight! And let's see if you can do all of them while you duck this flying frying pan!"
I think this must be why perfectly sane men end up as solitary, impoverished beachcombers. Right now, the "frayed straw hat and sandals" scene is looking like a pretty rational choice. At least there wouldn't be any frying pans to duck!
Thanks,
Bill
Thanks for poking me with that sharp stick!
Doorlink has had me working on another, unrelated project for a while. That one takes up *all* my spare bandwidth. But lately, she's been complaining bitterly about the kitchen.
"But, Doorlink, you wonderful girl, you wanted me to work on this other thing. I can't do both!"
"I want you to do both! At once! Right now! Oh, and there's this other thing, too!"
Hmm... I think she needs at least one additional husband. Or maybe two. Of course, that would mean finishing a couple more rooms in the basement, fixing the ceilings, redo some wiring, put another window in. Might take a while. Do I work on that, or on this other project, or the kitchen!
"All three projects, at the same time! You're burning daylight! And let's see if you can do all of them while you duck this flying frying pan!"
I think this must be why perfectly sane men end up as solitary, impoverished beachcombers. Right now, the "frayed straw hat and sandals" scene is looking like a pretty rational choice. At least there wouldn't be any frying pans to duck!
Thanks,
Bill