Small Jacaranda Box

[Vaughn McMillan]

I don't think it is very nice that you had to say something ugly about me twice.

It's my first week on the Internet. I'm still figuring out how to use this thing.

 

[Ted Calver]

.. Me kinda ugly and proud of it....

Can I join the club? I got plenty of that!

 

[Vaughn McMillan]

Can I join the club? I got plenty of that!

It's a big club around these parts. I think most of us are in it.

 

[Mike Stafford]

I was once invited to join the Ugly Men's Club. I accepted the invitation and was given a membership card. I have it somewhere.

Since that time I have matured in my ugliness....

 

[Ted Calver]

Things have really turned ugly.

 

[Dave Hoskins]

Well, I am so ugly that when I look at them the vultures run away! All dogs and cats and other animals in the vicinity go sterile, all clocks and watches stop, even the one at the Naval Observatory, and to top it off at midnight I go out and bay at the moon and steal chickens.

 

[Mike Stafford]

Well, I am so ugly that when I look at them the vultures run away! All dogs and cats and other animals in the vicinity go sterile, all clocks and watches stop, even the one at the Naval Observatory, and to top it off at midnight I go out and bay at the moon and steal chickens.

You are so busy with your ugliness I don't see how you have time to eat enchiladas.

 

[Vaughn McMillan]

I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor held me upside down and slapped my mama.

 

[Ryan Mooney]

even the one at the Naval Observatory

I ran one of those machines for a year or so and trust me it's much less impressive making it stop than you might think..

I quit looking in mirrors years ago, got tired of them breaking.

 

[Dave Hoskins]

Tamales, Mike. Tamales. But, enchiladas are good, too. Besides tamales my favorite is fajitas.

 

[Vaughn McMillan]

Tamales, Mike. Tamales. But, enchiladas are good, too. Besides tamales my favorite is fajitas.

You'll have to forgive ol' Mike since he's a North Carolinian. All Mexican food probably looks alike to him.

 

[Chuck Ellis]

He's probably right, there are only 4 or 5 ingredients in Mexican food.... pollo, peppers, cheese, masa, tortillas, and hot sauce

Since I'm contemplating moving near my son over in North Carolina sometime early next year, guess I better figure out how to take a supply with me.